Taking Applications!
Quarantine Friend
Would anyone be willing to risk illness for company?
Come over, watch movies
Old fashioned sleepover style
Maybe hug or snuggle or cry if things get stressful
Maybe just try to toss popcorn at each other and catch it in our mouths
Listen to music
Talk about life
Talk about death
Get existential
Play some cards
I have Dutch Blitz
And the Kenny G board game
And Shaq Fu on the Sega Genesis
Or we can catch a disease and die on the couch together
Because at least you won't be suffering alone
Even though we're supposed to be alone
Social distancing is hard
When you're constantly craving attention and validation
That you're a person worth being friends with
That you're not so obnoxious that everyone secretly hates you
I'd like to put my head on your shoulder if you'd let me
If it's not too dangerous or uncomfortable
You can pick what we binge on Netflix
As long as we can order takeout from a local restaurant for dinner
Apply today!
Before it's too late
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